I'm not going anywhere Bertie, and you'll have to come up for air sometime.
I thought she was with you.
Best not to move just yet Dotty, I think that's the Bishop taking his constitutional dear.
Surrealism
So the razor was
just there on the night stand, and I thought you bastard Bertie,
I'll give you Dahli's so surreal
For goodness sake don't just stand there darling, do something.
It's Binky dear, best hide the gin.
They wanted five shillings for water wings but these were free.
The embarrassing position
Oh
for goodness sake Blanch, The vicar did use to be a hooker, look it
up in the dictionary.
You work it out, I'm just a kid.
O.K., to make me sit still like this is torture, but to take photographs of it is just sick
Either he goes or I go I said. They're packing his bags now. Never saw that one coming.
Ode to a lost lover
I'll look for you in Timbuktu,
In Lassoer and Lahore,
I'll travel every road a new,
A million miles or more,
I'll climb the highest mountain,
Search the deepest pit,
And I will surely find you,
You lying little @%##!!
